Spam, spam, spam!!!

Date: Fri Aug 25 2006 02:12:28 GMT-0500 (CDT)
<rant>SpamMan, I hate spam. I have had my davglass.com email address for over 10 years now. I guess it's nice to have it, but in that time the amount of spam I receive is unbelievable. Take a look at this picture, that's alot of spam huh? That is a the amount of spam I get in a week and a half. Yes, I said 10 days. I have gotten over 3000 spam messages in 10 days. Let's break that down:
  • 300 per day
  • 12.5 an hour
  • 0.208.. per minute
  • 9,000 per month (30 days)
  • 109,500 per year
Now, I have seen some of the messages. Most of the make absolutley no sense what-so-ever. So my question is: Why are there so many idiots out there sending me 109,500 spam messages a year? Most of them don't even contain simple messages. Example:
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What the hell is the above supposed to mean?
  1. Is it a bad translation?
  2. Is it a virus that makes all normal text look like that?
  3. Is it simply a monkey slamming his ass off of a keyboard?
Personally I vote for number 3 !</rant>